(Quiz, page three, just keep moving. The key: keep moving. No sense in getting all tangled in the logical snakes and syntactical brambles. You have things to do: kegstands. The quiz is worth only 1% of your grade. In ten years, you won't even remember taking this class, much less your grade.)
9. From 1991-2001, how many Iraqis died due to the effects of economic sanctions?
a) 3,000.
b) 5,000/month.
c) Saddam Insane.
d) Guy walks into a bar and sees Bush, Cheney and Powell sitting at a table in the corner.
Goes up to them and asks what they're doing. Cheney says, we're planning to bomb Iraq to
the Stone Age and they slit the throat of a bicycle repairman. Guy says, why you going to
do that to the bike repairman? Cheney turns to Bush and says, I told you they don't care
about the Iraqi people
e) Gulf War syndrome.
f) All of the above.10. After resigning from his post as head of the U.N. humanitarian effort in Iraq , Denis Halliday wrote the following statement: “given the widespread humanitarian disaster caused by bombing and sanctions, we can no longer accept economic sanctions as a viable or even legal punitive policy.” How can we characterize this statement?
a) Selective.
b) Whore of Babylon.
c) Losing the propaganda war.
d) The triumph of fundamentalism.
e) Ill goggles of the until.
f) Whatcha whatcha watcha want whatcha want.11. Terrorism shares the same root as:
a) chasm.
b) Magnavox.
c) Robespierre.
d) filthy dogs.
e) jism.
f) a cold car, starting in the morning.12. A sleeper
a) is a committed dreamer.
b) lives an outwardly normal.
c) is waiting.
d) is more difficult than a needle
e) in a haystack.
f) looks like a stalk of hay.
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