(Quiz, page four, can you hear the clock pulling itself off the wall?)

 

13. If you see a suspicious foreigner hanging around the street corner:
                a) drum up and plant a Kissinger on his cheek.
                b) ignoramus him.
                c) churn your better spycam to the seen.
                d) ya habibi.
                e) my mother died yesterday.
                f) asp him for a falafel or a apple.

14. Write an essay in which you argue one of the following positions:
                a) This is not a poem because poems wouldn't ask you to write an essay after
                    reading them.
                b) This is a poem because poems rhyme.
                c) All poets are pussies, but because this poem has pussy in it, it can't be written
                    by a pussy, and that means it can't be a poem.
                d) I hate you on Mondays.
                e) Someday, we will all lie together in the vast and unboundable soil.
   

 

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